I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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