party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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