would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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