What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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