Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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