so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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