At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
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I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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