**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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