its not stalking. its research.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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