I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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