Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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