At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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