who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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