When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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