batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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