hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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