I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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