so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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