We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
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Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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