All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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