Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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