Me. At least after what I've been through.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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