What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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