i just google imaged poop.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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