hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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