lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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