That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
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I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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