i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I need to calm my uterus...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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