would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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