im six kinds of drunk right now
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I am available for nakedness
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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