I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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