I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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