I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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