im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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