She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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