im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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