That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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