So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He called his prostate his "boner button".
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
My dick has a subreddit
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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