my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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