Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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