I don't remember. Are we still dating?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
