why do cheetos always look like penises
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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