I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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