i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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