Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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