Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
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dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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