I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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