He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
please don't ironically join a cult
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