There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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