yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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