I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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