Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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