Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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